england football team = bunch of school girls

WELL WELL WELL. ok, i gotta admit it, from the first 5 minutes of the game i wasnt really expecting england to do well. Infact, i knew they weren't going to win, i was sure of that. but 4-1?!? what the hell england! you know where you went wrong? DEFENCE. where the fuck were you? that was a piss poor attempt of football. and where was crouch? don't you remember how much the man helped us in 2008? i've completely lost faith in the team, it's pretty obvious the only reason why england is so good in any other matches outside of the world cup is because of our international players. our english players, however, are faaaaar too concerned on they're pretty boy looks and they're moneys and they're pretty skinny wives. they dont even care about football anymore, as long as they think they're the best, they won't try. bobby moore would be so embarrassed.

good song pals.

around the world. around the world.

futtin cannibals.

im usually one that can stomach scary movies. mum and dad? no-ones heard of it but its muckedd up, worse than saw, yep watched that one on my own. paranormal activity? by myself in the dark, not too bad. the human centipede? by myself again, found it funny. sick, but humourous. then i read about 'Cannibal Holocaust' and i thought i'd watch it. HUGE FUTTIN MISTAKE D: now i cant sleep im creeeeeeeeped out :( long story short its about cannibals in the amazon. eurgh. and when it was released it was banned! then it got un banned, and then i thought i'd watch it. never again. never. right im gonnaaa listen to some haps music and try calm down, hope you enjoyed palz peace outy!

sunshine!

holy shit! suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun nom nom nom nom. had a gorgeous day yesterday, babaaastitteedd for georgie then went down the beach yesterdaay :) nice little gathering, then back to jordys where me and jack went splits on some beautiful papa johns pepporoni pizza (L) came home, watched abit of supernatural, passed out on the sofa and dragged myself up to bed. toddaaaay ima watch the rest of human centipede, meet fams down vicky and have a cheeky bbq at mine! yuuuuuuuuuuuuum. also i hope to catch a tan, even though unlike stinky lloyd blyth, i dont tan easy :( PEACEOUTYYA'LL.

stars when you shine, you know how i feel

nom nom nom nom nom. what a poooooooooooooooo day, i came home and flopped in georgies inflatable ball pit and then i lay there for about half an hour. then i played a cheeky bit of gta on the sexbox, made meself feel better :) anyway thanks to lloyd blyth, i've been wallowing in self pity surrounded by coke cans listening to total eclipse of the heart. he started singing it and now its all i listen to. looking forward to the weekend, peace outy!

woaaaah shittt

maaaan i feel like crap today, thanks to last night. totally worth it though. so a big shout out to edouggggssss for le partay last night; it was freaking epic. i do hope you managed to clean up lloyds sick.. uhhh. poor caz. anyway, i had a pretty sweet time, a cheeky little tip to the kabbaby van with marcus and i had a cheeky little chat with the kababby man. at least i think i did. then a naughty little walk back to alis! felt a little bad watching the lads torment those ponies/horses, although i could not stop laughing. and then the sleep? oh god. me and miss rowan slept on alis little bed in the back room, its all creaky and shakey, and cold. and then worst of all his brothers mates burst in at about one in the morning, woke us up and squirted lucozade in my face. waaaaaaa. but rowan got me up at twenty past seven, so we started the beautiful walk of shame back home. peeeeeeeace outy.

moccksss.

deffo a hormone ruled past week i'd say, wuhay. in a good way, kinda, been pretty hyper. anywhooo, had two exams but its cool they were only mocks. actually, if i do crap i'll probably cry, they were business and history, so yeah, im gonna cry from business deffoo. got two more exams tomorrow, AAAND THEEEN two more on mondaaay! mehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.